Oh my gosh don’t eat makeup, or at least look at the ingredients first.

ok a) its made of tea and rum and pirate magic and b) it’s made to be put on your lips it’s not like they’re allowed to poison me

Poison, no. Get sick, maybe.

I’m already sick of you coddling me, this is the land of the free little marjorie and that means a man is free to eat a crate full of pirate themed lipstick in the comforts of his own home